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I was once a loyal Centurion bike fan – now I’m not.

In 2000, I bought my last “real Centurion Challenger” and unfortunately it died last year. I used the bike daily in all kinds of weather without having any mechanical problems. The occasionally flat tire, of-course – but after changing to kelvar tires this hardly happened. Near the end, the bike was so worn down, the gears broke. The repair would cost me close, to what a new bike would cost, so I decided to “let go”.

All this was quite OK, I had got my full moneys worth and had had lots off fun with her. She was one cool bike. The workmanship, quality and value for money was truly amazing – as close to perfection you could ask for.

Now that was then and unfortunately this is now. In April 2006 I bought a new Centurion Challenger at “Sand & Olsen” close to where I live. The price was about dk. kr. 5000,- which is very reasonably for a good, durable and quality bike. Tragically, this bike was a far cry from what I had expected. The bike was/is a disaster financially, due to the massive amount of repairs and total lack of reliability. In effect, I don’t have a bike.

This is a rough outline what I have experienced the first year.

1) Numerous flat tires the first month. I had to change the rear tire to a quality kelvar tire after 5-6 flat tires.

2) Gearshifter, broke three times. This is the cable and mounting that changes the inner gears. This repair had to paid for in full by myself. Apparently it locked-up, when it gets below zero centigrade. It’s too bad, since I live in the temperate zone, where it can get cold in wintertime. But I can live happily in knowing that Centurion bikes in the tropic don’t have this problem. Am I asking too much for in a “quality” bike? My previous bike never failed me in that manner.

3) When bicycling in first gear, the bike had a tendency in going in to “partial free gear”, where the pedals would go round but the bike would go nowhere. I had to return my bike three times to “Sand & Olsen” before the problem was fixed. The total repair time was about a month and I had to go without (again) without my primary mode of transport.

4) The constant doubt if the bike at all was able to get med where I was planing. This worried me and I was in high risk at being delayed due to “bike error”. The bike wasn’t dependable and I had to inform myself constantly about alternative public transport routes. I distrusted my Centurion.

At this point, I contacted the producer Centurion (DanBike) and asked for my money back or a bike that wouldn’t fall apart. I felt that I was being cheated, because the quality was nowhere near the quality one would expect of of a bike in that price range. I felt that Centurion (DanBike) were morally and legally accountable. Centurion did not agree and since the bike was still fixable.

5) The axle between the pedals came lose last month. I returned the the bike to “Sand & Olsen” and demanded my money back. They where not interested in this because this was a new area of repairs and probably fixable. The bike is still at the store.

The only legal option I’m left with, is to make a case before “Forbrugerklagenævnet”. They are a small claims court where you are able to complain over products. This is all very well, but it will take 5-7 months before they are able to deliver a verdict. And still, it’s not sure if “Sand & Olsen” will accept the ruling and then I’ll be forced to make a lawsuit.

I’m utterly disappointed that Centurion are now making subs-standard bikes and in effect overpricing their product. Somehow this seems to defie logic, what they are doing. “Centurion bikes” used to mean quality, value for money, and close to perfection. By degrading their brand – they are cashing out of the market. Consumers arn’t willing to stand for this. I see a future where Centurion will have to charge less for their product and having increasingly a hard time making ends meet. The previous loyal consumers will find good brands and stay clear away from Centurion – no matter what Centurion produces in the future.

It seems that I’m running out of options. The problem is, that I’m very angry and annoyed over this whole affair. Instead of bottling my anger up and having a lousy time – I have decided in using it as fuel for my next IT-project. I bought hosing and the domain www.skod-centurion.info, which basically means crappy centurion in danish. On this site Ive planned to list all of my problems with Centurion and utter my opinion of the product “Centurion” in Danish, English and even German. Hopefully other centurions stories from other x-centurion users will come along. I should have the site up and running in medio June.

I have contacted Fri Cykler and told them of all my problems and hope they are able to help. They are affiliated with “Sand & Olsen” and seem to be the wholesaler. I wrote yet another mail to Centurion and told them of my last problems and my “project”. These are all last ditch attempt in getting what I find fair. I’m not very optimistic and it is highly unlikely I’ll get a speedy resolution in the near future. If aren’t interested now – when would they?

My experience has been gained at high financial cost. Now I’m seriously thinking about giving up using a bike as my primary mode of transport. At the moment I can’t afford a good bike and can’t afford another “Centurion adventure”. I probably will have to use public transport even though I prefer using a bike.

Still I don’t understand why the Centurion seem, oblivious what the consumer thinks about their product. The total lack off understanding and disinterest still has me amazed. I just don’t get it.

Looking at the Centurion site feels me with mixed feelings, simply because of their slogan – “Centurion, close to perfection”. Well I better not get into this topic – I’ll just get angry,…..

 

 

Now, in Denmark you have to pay a licence fee (dk: ”licens”) for having a television and radio. The income goes to finance the Danish public broadcasting network (Danmarks Radio). The “licens” has recently been expanded, to also include computers and mobile phones with a Internet capacity. DR has a public service obligation – to inform, cultivate and educate the citizen. This, service obligation is in fact the justification for DR continued existence and financing.

The expansion if the licens is in many ways not just; you are paying for a service you aren’t using (non-tv/radio users). The new licens is priced at about kr. 2000,- annually and will target the people that now don’t have to pay. Students will be hurt hard by this – you can’t study today without a computer and access to the internet.

In the pre-2007 era, you had a chose. You pay, if you had a TV/radio or you go without. Now there is no choice, the licence is mandatory if you have a computer. This is a shame, it doesn’t seem just to me.

DR is a remnant of the old days, where they were “the only show in town”, and has all tell tale signs of an old rigid state monopoly. DR has tried to reform themselves, but they still lack the dynamics you need to preform in the modern media landscape. DR has two TV channels, four FM channels and a range of DAB channels as well. The only truly informative channel is the radio channel P1 (FM).

DR has increasingly come under pressure from a wide rage of commercial channels and has responded by lowering the standard to uphold their ratings. Reality and game shows… basic entertainment without real content. The product they deliver is near identically to what the commercial channels show and it makes you think. You might as well watch some of the commercial channels. DR is in a fix – how far should they go and can their existence be justified?

I understand that we all have to pay for the common good – but do we all have to pay for bad television?

“For myself I am an optimist – it does not seem to be much use being anything else.”
Sir Winston Churchill (1874 – 1965), speech at the Lord Mayor’s banquet, London, November 9, 1954

I couldn’t say i better. For me it is the only way. Optimism has to be “THE WAY”, capital lettering always seems so convincing to me. Anyway, you will in fact, be setting your self up for failure. You will meet people who are “wretched and evil” – even worse you might fall in love with them. But the lesson is, that you have to go on. People and the future are good/positive, until proved otherwise. Optimism is a “life force”, like love. It opens doors that are closed. It is the gift that keeps on giving.

Ones emotions are largely determined by how you interpret events to yourself. The greatest gift is happiness, mental surplus and opportunities…

I rediscovered Sam Kinison on YouTube (www.youtube.com), a while back. If you’re looking for raw, “in your face”, “anti-political correctness” stand-up comedy -he’s your daddy. He has to be a über-pessimist”, and somehow be able to transform in to comedy. If you been in a crappy relationship, you can’t avoid to relate to “angry Sam”; he’s larger than life. There is a great site that i have to recommend. It’s “A Multimedia Tribute to the Life and Comedy of Sam Kinison (www.kinison.com)”.

Sam Kinison

It has a great selection of video-clips, but if you need more info on the man Sam Kinison, you better “wiki” it on http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sam_Kinison
Back to my main subject – optimism. I’m out of material so i’ll end with a haiku from DA

I.
Star lover’s sonnets
Written for unseeing eyes
Stella never sees

II.
She is not the moon
Forget about your proud lover
You shall be re-loved

III.
The poet-lover
He is not wize in actions
But steadfast he remains

(Source: http://www.deviantart.com/deviation/38256511/)

Lets face it the only alternative is self-defeating pessimism.

I have a lot of quests. On my top three – there is finishing my law-degree, being able to play the clarinet (well), and as you might have guessed it – finding a soul-mate. Now the two first things are “simple tasks”. If you continually put in a lot of hard word and dedication – you really can’t go wrong. The rules for the “quest” are easy to follow and you can see a clear result for the effort you put in to it.

Now, on the other hand you have love… “That”, has to be the ultimate proof that God has a great sense of humor and is a bit of a joker. I believe that love is a mystery that just won’t make sense and the only way to learn about love is by loving. The problem is, where is she? I’m still optimistic, I have a lot to do, and i’ll be fine even if she doesn’t show up soon…. But it would make life sweeter to live.

Women have it a lot easier – the following says it all….


HOW TO IMPRESS A WOMAN…
compliment her,
cuddle her,
kiss her,
caress her,
love her,
stroke her,
tease her,
comfort her,
protect her,
hug her,
hold her,
spend money on her,
wine & dine her,
buy things for her,
listen to her,
care for her,
stand by her,
support her,
go to the ends of the earth for her….

HOW TO IMPRESS A MAN…
show up naked,
bring beer.

(Source http://jokes.comedycentral.com/popUp.asp?sql=7&id=2869&cat=998#top)

To drastically change the subject, i have a picture of a “nøkkerose” (Nymphaea alba?). I took it a while back, right after i got my camera. The picture is in my opinion a bit sub-standard but its the best of my Nøkkerose-pictures.

Nøkkerose

The next pictures are Roses, and these are taken with my own camera (click for larger picture).

rose 3 RoseNøkkerose 2

Enjoy…

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